I Want to Sex You Up Ice Cream

There is nothing like having a sinfully delicious scoop of ice cream after a long day and a good meal. Why not seduce your lover with a spoonful of aphrodisiacs carefully selected to induce intimacy and prep for passionate play. Bedroom antics will not disappoint if you treat yourself and your lover to this sexual chocolate!

-Saucy Mama

Yield: 7-8 cups


Roasted Almonds:

      ¼ cup honey

      1 tablespoon Mct (warmed)

      1/8 teaspoon Cinnamon

      ½ teaspoon chili flakes

      ½ cup raw sliced almonds


      1 tablespoon Mct (warmed)

      1 teaspoon liquid sunflower lecithin

      Cannabis product

1 avocado

1 banana

¼ cup pomegranate juice

1 dropperful of Schisandra berry glycerite

1, 16-ounce can heavy coconut whipping cream (chilled overnight)

1, 14-ounce can sweetened condensed coconut milk

½ cup dark chocolate melting wafers

1/8 teaspoon saffron

1/8 teaspoon vanilla bean

½ cup mini dark chocolate chips

Roasted salted pumpkin seeds for garnish


Sub the coconut whipping cream and sweetened condensed milk with dairy products

Mix it up with different nuts like pistachios

Use any flavor/color chocolate melting wafers that suit your taste buds

Medicate It

We love using droppers for ease of use and to keep the final texture intact

Use up to 1 fl. Oz of tincture and add it with the Schisandra berry glycerite

Use up to 1 oz solid canna coconut oil and mix with the lecithin



Stand/hand mixer or immersion blender


Sheet tray





How To

Mix warmed mct with chilies and cinnamon. Steep for 5-10 minutes. Mix with honey and toss with almonds. Roast at 325°F on parchment until browned, about 10 minutes.

Combine mct, lecithin and cannabis product thoroughly. Set aside.

Blend banana, avocado, pomegranate juice, Schisandra berry.

Whip heavy whipping cream until stiff peaks form.

Heat on stovetop: sweetened condensed milk, chocolate, saffron, vanilla bean, infused mct. Add slowly to blender while blending with pureed fruit.

Fold the fruit mixture into the whipped cream. If it’s the consistency of pudding or soft serve ice cream, add the roasted almonds and mini chocolate chips. If not, freeze until the consistency is reached and then add, mix and continue freezing.

Garnish with pumpkin seeds.

 Click the picture for a how-to video.